sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE, via breakinq)

kentrippy:

do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.

(via substicute)

(Source: insangelous, via p-raise)

(Source: me-plus-idols, via exthreme)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via acomas)

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via whoredinarygirl)

(via exthreme)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(via whoredinarygirl)

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

image

(via vicsam3ricangirl)

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: wntersoldeir, via vicsam3ricangirl)

everyone must be wondering why. then again who cares.